I get to see and hear a lot of funny things. Here are a few.
A colleague's question to me, "What do good cooks use a microwave oven for?"
My response, "To reheat things."
Student, "My wife reheats things for me."
The response to the entire class, "There you have it. If you don't have a wife, you need a microwave oven."
On the back of the truck: 4X4 (decal on truck) = 18...seriously? The =18 and seriously were written by two different people.
During a safety briefing, "A leatherman does not make a soldier an electrician."
Me, "Will you cook chicken today?"
Student, "Yes. I will cook the children today."
Me, "Thank you for using an article this time, but cooking children is not a good idea."
That's all for now. I am sure there will be plenty more where these came from. I know I have been slacking in this department. I will work on it. Love, M.
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